50 Hilarious Long Story Jokes

50 Hilarious Long Story Jokes with Related Morals and Tips for Delivery   List of Jokes 1. Big Jake 1 2. Biggest Hog Contest 3 3. Bruno 5 4. Girl Climbing Monkey Bars 7 5. Glasses like my Brother 9 6. Hunting Bear 13 7. Wheels off the Wagon 15 8. Potatoes for Dinner 18 9. Avon Calling 20 10. Washy, washy, washy, 22 11. Billy Comes Home 26 12. Gorilla Grabbers 28 13. Road Trip 32 14. Aged Scotch 35 15. Hurt’s So Bad 38 16. Preacher Horse 40 17. What That? 43 18. Eagle Eye 45 19. Tiny Dog 47 20. Ice Fishing 49 21. Highway Driving 51 22. Three Stop Signs 53 23. Three Sisters 55 24. Three Drunks 57 25. Irish Pub 59 26. I Won’t Drink Either 61 27. Chicken 64 28. Big Mouth Frog 67 29. Tired of People 69 30. Gun, Gun. Bang! Bang! 72 31. Toothbrush Sales 75 32. Snacking Minister 77 33. Worst Pain Ever 79 34. Poor Starving Vampire Bites 82 35. Plane Down 85 36. Preacher, Doctor, and Lawyer 87 37. Everything is Bigger in Texas 91 38. Nerd vs Jock 93 39. Hell has Options 95 40. Goofy and Mickey Go to Heaven 98 41. Lonely Preacher 101 42. Golf Courtesy 103 43. Crazy Uber Driver 106 44. Christmas Charity 108 45. Football Game Refreshments 110 46. Two Black Eyes 112 47. Wooly Bugger 114 48. Turtle Blister 117 49. Funeral for Hermie 120 50. Brahma Bull 123 1. Big Jake TIP: This joke is best told with a deep southern accent. Pause an extra second between each sentence in the first paragraph, speed up the pace on the second paragraph. Act out the third paragraph. Start trembling on the fifth and seventh paragraph. Act out the 6th paragraph. Tell the punch line with a very humble, scared, harmless, and dumb tone. Back in the western days, there was this small dusty town. An out-of-towner came riding up into town. He found an old saloon that was crowded with people everywhere laughing, gambling, drinking and singing by the piano. He pushed through the crowd up to the bar. As soon as he got to the bar, an old geezer swung open the saloon doors and yelled “Everybody out, Big Jakes a’coming!” Within a matter of seconds, the entire saloon was empty. The out-of-towner just stood there amazed at all the empty tables with cards, drinks, and money just left scattered around. He noticed outside past the saloon doors a gigantic man come riding into town on an ox. The man stopped in front of the saloon and jumped off his ox. He made a fist and hit the ox right in the nose which made the ox quickly sit down. The man pushed open the saloon doors so hard that one of them came flying off its hinges. The man walked up to the out-of-towner. He picked him up by his neck and threw him across the bar yelling “Whiskey!” The out-of-towner grabbed a bottle of whiskey and handed it to the man. His knees were shaking so hard that it sounded like somebody knocking at the door. The big man bit off the top of the bottle of whiskey and chewed up the glass. Then he drank the entire bottle of whiskey and threw the bottle against the back of the bar. The out-of-towner quickly stuttered, “Do..you..wa..want..a.a…another whiskey?” The big man slowly and humbly replied “Naw! I better git, Big Jake’s a’coming!” Moral Never judge a book by its cover. Most people are much nicer than they appear once you get to know them. 2. Biggest Hog Contest TIP: This one is only funny if you act out the punchline. The mental image at the end is the funny part. Keep the nouns G rated when telling children. You can use more adult language if the audience would relate better to different nouns. A longer description of the explosion can add extra humor if you have the audience engaged. There was a man who was going to enter his hog in the State Fair contest for the largest hog. But a couple of weeks before the contest, the hog got a bad case of diarrhea. The man decided to take a huge carrot that he had pulled from the garden and plug up the hogs behind. It worked. The hog kept eating and got bigger and bigger every day. He was bigger than ever when the day for the contest finally arrived. The man had to put the hog in a large horse trailer just to get him to the fair grounds. When he got there, he noticed animals of all sorts at the unloading zone. There were horses, cows, ducks, chickens, goats, sheep, and even monkeys. He went to the back of the trailer to unload his hog. As he opened the trailer gate, he noticed that the green leaves to the carrot were showing a little bit out of the big hogs behind. He was just about to tuck them back in when a monkey ran up and grabbed the big carrot and pulled it out. It was as if a bomb had exploded. The man was thrust backwards about 10 yards. Hog poop covered everything within 20 yards of the hog. The man hit his head when he hit the ground and passed out. He woke up a bit later in the back of an ambulance. The local Sheriff came over to ask him about the explosion. The Sheriff asked, “What was the last thing you remember?” The man put one hand over his eyes and with a fist in the other hand started thrusting in front of his face as if he were boxing someone he couldn’t see. He said, “All I can remember is that poor little monkey trying to put the carrot back.” Moral It never pays to cheat. In the end, you will just make a big mess.